Christian Phillip Blunder is a 53-year-old intelligence researcher who enjoys theatre, checking news stories against Snopes and painting. He is kind and considerate, but can also be very lazy and a bit greedy.

He is Thai who defines himself as gay. He finished school and then left academia. He has a severe phobia of ducks, and is obsessed with Donald Trump and running.

Physically, Christian is in good shape. He is very short with pale skin, black hair and brown eyes. He has one or two distinguishing features including a tattoo of Donald Trump on his lower back and a tattoo of a silhouetted hill runner on his lower back.

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. His parents separated when he was small, but remained friends and provided a happy, stable home.

He is currently in a relationship with Peyton Darryl Hall. Peyton is the same age as him and works as a management consultant.

Christian has five children with boyfriend Peyton: Austin aged 1, Stanley aged 8, Catherine aged 11, Kevin aged 16 and Leonie aged 19.

Christian’s best friend is an intelligence researcher called Sky Gray. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with an intelligence researcher called Livia Singh. They enjoy duck herding together.